(Characters: Clown, King Lear, Macbeth, Othello, Hamlet)

Clown: Whose life is this?

King Lear: [he whistles…]

Clown: Whose life is this?

Macbeth: [he sneezes…]

Clown: Whose life is this?

Othello: [he coughs…]

Clown: Whose life is this?

Hamlet: [he farts…]

Clown: [angry, shouts] What's this life for?

 (Curtain falls)